UFOs, Lauren Boebert, and Lots of Laughs in Congress

Has anyone else noticed we have gone off the rails?

Just close your eyes and maybe it will all go away. Photo by Alexander Zvir on Unsplash

Ok, let’s get this UFO thing out of the way. The Pentagon announced that there is no evidence they are of extraterrestrial origin. I suppose that might be comforting if you lie awake wondering about this stuff, but if not, what the hell are they?

And why would you care, except that they are one more sideshow in the entertainment colossus that is the American federal government? We actually have Congress members demanding answers on whether there are little green men flying around out there.

If they are here they would be nuts to get involved with humans, who look pretty crazy and extremely dangerous from an outside perspective. Have you randomly chosen a streaming TV series lately that did not involve watching people shoot and torture each other for entertainment?

We love this stuff. So, let’s not waste any more time worrying about UFOs.

Then there is the wonder that is congresswoman Lauren Boebert, fringe media’s favorite bimbo, a word I know is an insult to women the world over. But she is an insult to women the world over.

I have probably written the phrase ‘you can’t make this stuff up’ a half dozen times in the last year. I’m going to…