The Party of Stupid

Don Trump’s moronic policy plan

MartinEdic
4 min readJul 9, 2024

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Well, this brings out the cynic in me. Today the Guardian outlines the new, hastily approved Republican Party policy doc. And it appears to be designed for a mind incapable of focusing on anything for more than a minute or two.

The document started out as a 66 page spelling out of a comprehensive set of policies. But obviously that was never going to fly with the ex-President, who can barely read beyond a sentence or two. So now it is 16 pages set in 20 point type and all caps.

Excuse me but is Donald blind? And are his supporters morons? Because it sure looks like this was designed for idiots with bad eyesight who have to laboriously spell out each word.

By the way, his energy plan word for word? DRILL BABY DRILL. I’m serious, that’s what it says.

And it covers really important national issues like hating on trans people.

Not exactly a priority for most sane people. I actually do not believe Trump himself hates on trans people. The guy was a regular at Studio 54 in the eighties and that place was full of trans people (don’t tell your MAGA friends).

Let’s get serious for a minute. Why the hell would any self-respecting American voter accept this nonsense? Yes, you get to be Republican if you want, but is…

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MartinEdic

Mastodon: @martinedic@md.dm, Writer, nine non-fiction books, two novels, Buddhist, train lover. Amateur cook, lover of life most of the time!