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Republican Solves Climate Change by Making the Words Illegal
Ron DeSantis does it again
As of this week, Florida no longer has climate change, just like that in his ongoing campaign to make things disappear by making words illegal. Don’t Say Gay took care of homosexuality, censorship of children’s books stopped trans kids in their tracks, and now they have tackled climate change by making the words ‘climate change’ illegal.
I don’t know why no one else thought of this simple solution. Despite record high ocean and Gulf temps, the largest hurricane season ever projected, increasing numbers of tornadoes and floods, and ground waters turning saline, the state that is the poster boy for disastrous climate change no longer has it.
Seriously we are now seeing peak ‘bury your head in the ground’ Republican denial of anything their fossil fuel buddies don’t like. This despite the aforementioned ongoing climate disasters, a home and property insurance crisis, hundreds of destroyed homes that can’t be rebuilt because there is no insurance or contractors, and more.
Governor Ron DeSantis and his lackey state government don’t like reality much so they have decided to legislate it away, by making it illegal to refer to the greatest man made disaster affecting the entire planet. In the process they are doing their best to…
