Member-only story
I Knew There Was Something Screwy About RFK Jr, But a Worm in His Brain?
The 2024 Presidential race just got more bonkers
“Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says His Brain Was Partially Eaten by a Worm That Crawled Inside and Died: Everything You Need to Know”
~ Headline, Vanity Fair, May 8, 2024
Federal judges who think they are gods. A Porn Star testifies in the federal criminal trial of a former President, who sits in court fuming and swearing under his breath. A would be VP candidate who brags about shooting her dog and, just for good measure, a goat she didn’t like.
She had to go back to her truck and reload her shotgun to get the job done. She published it in an upcoming book to show her tough guy cred. Oh, and btw, she claimed to have met with Kim Jong Il, the murderous dictator of North Korea who is widely thought to have ordered a hit on his own brother.
That meeting did not happen. Believe me, it would be on the record.
Now, third party spoiler RFK Jr, following on being basically disowned by his entire family, turns out to have a dead worm in his brain. Ick ick ick, double ick. Maybe that’s why he talks as though he swallowed drain cleaner…
Normally I try to avoid the easy cynicism as a political writer but sometimes you just can’t ignore the really bizarre when it’s in your face every day. But a dead worm in a candidate’s brain? That’s beyond the beyond.
I bet the conspiracy theorists are having a field day with that one. Maybe it’s a Russian implant telling him what to say. Or maybe George Soros cooked that one up. At this point anything is possible, anything.
The fact that anyone supports these people tells us something is seriously wrong with this country. RFK Jr was mainly known for his unfounded anti-vaccine claims, but now we better analyze every worm word.
And what about that judge thing? A Florida judge, appointed by the former Prez, overseeing the Trump classified documents trial, the most open and shut serious case against the man, just stalled the trial indefinitely, because she can and because of a mess she intentionally created.
