An Article That Is Not Actually About Anything

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I’m going to write an article.

You know, the kind where there is a space between each sentence.

And they are short so

They are easy to read.

Like that one.

I’m going to come up with a provocative title.

It should convey some angst

And how I got over it.

Maybe I’ll do this every day for a year and I’ll write about that too.

Maybe.

I have a trauma.

Wait, no I don’t.

I have an insight. I think. Be careful, you just put two sentences next to each other. People don’t like paragraphs.

Don’t forget to use subheads (I forgot)

Learn about the Flesch Reading Test. Good, you put in an outbound link.

The test says the ideal reading level is that of a 13–15 years old:

Good, you used a quote.

Now we’re learning something. Are you inspired? I know I am.

I am writing an article.

Tell me what you think!

Written by

Novelist, Tech Marketing Writer, Growth Consultant. I have been a professional writer for over 20 years- 8 non-fiction books and 1 novel, many articles, etc.

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